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Post by squirmydad on May 23, 2014 7:53:36 GMT -9
I was surfing DTRPG this morning after picking up the Bakery Battlemap and found this gem; Bananas!When my Pathfinder group starts up again in June I do believe they'll be encountering something sinister in the Bakery.... Description: Presenting the first in the new Dungeonous Octopus line of supplements for the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game.
Bananas!
Quite possibly the most important supplement of the entire year, Bananas! features a plethora of banana-themed options for your game. Including:
An all-new banana-themed race: The Nanamen! The Bananamancer nanaman racial wizard archetype! New Banana-themed options for your favorite classes! Including the Banana subdomain and 4 new bananamal companions! 6 new feats to enhance your banana casting skills! 5 new banana-themed spells! 3 new non-banana-themed spells related to other banana-themed content! 1 new alchemical and 2 new wondrous items! 11 new banana monsters! Including the pancake-crazed nannerpod and the diabolically delicious banana pudding! Illustrations! It's got 'em! What are you waiting for? Be the envy of your friends and loved ones, get your copy of Bananas! now, the only banana-based roleplaying supplement you'll ever need... Unless we release another banana-themed product, in which case you'll need that one too.
Yes, this is a real product.
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Post by dungeonmistress on May 23, 2014 8:28:25 GMT -9
OMG! Good thing I keep the Bellevue phone number close at hand (do not ask why).
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Post by eran on May 23, 2014 9:35:37 GMT -9
wow. This would be a good fit for a Kobolds Ate My Baby! game.
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Post by gilius on May 23, 2014 10:24:04 GMT -9
Does it include a banana golem?
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Post by squirmydad on May 23, 2014 18:05:05 GMT -9
Does it include a banana golem? No, but one of the monsters is a Banana Pudding.
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Post by wildagreenbough on May 23, 2014 18:29:14 GMT -9
Does it include a banana golem? No, but one of the monsters is a Banana Pudding. Highly likely to be swiftly defeated by a horde of hungry children armed with spoons
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Post by dungeonmistress on May 23, 2014 19:03:00 GMT -9
8-)And Peanut Butter!!!
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Post by squirmydad on May 23, 2014 20:31:34 GMT -9
Some excerpts; Sorcerer: Nanaman Bloodline This new bloodline is available to any characters who are willing to admit that their ancestors had close personal relations with banana people.Druids can have bananimal companions such as banana slugs and bananas,riding. Summon Monster IV: Dire Banana.....and on, and on.... I'm starting to think we need to have a "Go Bananas!" Forum Horde.
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