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Post by aaron on Jan 30, 2014 8:16:41 GMT -9
I created this label for my wife's marketing bit. she's a collage professor and she's started a website to help people who want to go to school online www.allstaracademyonline.com/.... so I made this .... Print it up and wrap it around the bottle of your choosing and give it to people who really need it LOL !! ... I guess it doesn't really belong on this forum I just thought you guys might think it's funny.
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Post by hackbarth on Jan 30, 2014 8:28:45 GMT -9
I can't have this. I would print a ton of it and distribute the pill like they where candy!
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Post by squirmydad on Jan 30, 2014 9:43:24 GMT -9
I am going to be giving this to my boss so she can give them to one of our clients. She's probably going to laugh until she cries.
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Post by mesper on Jan 30, 2014 9:55:17 GMT -9
Awesome!
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Post by aaron on Jan 30, 2014 13:29:44 GMT -9
ya Trish said it makes her look to mean. she thinks the slogan Stop the Stupid is to harsh, but I think it's catchy and it would go viral if we got some ghetto person to say it LOL ... sadly she thinks that would reflect poorly on a doctoral college professor. Still though it's funny LOL
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Post by Christopher Roe on Jan 30, 2014 18:11:52 GMT -9
Before you distribute the label for realsies, you might want to fix the typos and capitalization (jokes like this work way better if the recipient can't turn it around and say "You're calling me stupid, but you can't spell? Whatever")
From left to right, top to bottom:
-"Old-Time Medecine" should be "Old-Time Medicine"
-"Hart of Helotes Texas" should be "Heart of Helotes, Texas"
-"None steroidal" should be "non-steroidal"
-"Ego Suppressants" doesn't need to be capitalized
-"Depressive Humilty Syndrome" should be "Depressive Humility Syndrome"
-"Your a moron" should be "You're a moron" (also, you might want to separate the syndrome names from their descriptions with a comma or colon)
-"prevent Brain flatulence" ought to be "prevent brain flatulence" (lose the capitalized B)
-"recomended as a Marital aid," should be "Recommended as a marital aid"
-"actual results may vary" should be "Actual results may vary"
-"consult a physition" should be "consult a physician" and "extreamly" should be spelled "extremely"
-"amunity devlopment" should be "immunity development"
-"extreamly Risastint" should be "extremely resistant"
-You might want to split up that last item into two sentences, now that I think about it, so "Teenagers have shown extreme levels of resistance to Anti-Stupid. It's OK to give them as much as you want, but it probably won't help."
I might have missed some stuff, and I didn't dwell too much on the grammar, but there you go. Also, you have my profuse apologies for being That Guy this time, but I genuinely found your joke funny and simply wanted to make sure that you got the full effect out of it.
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Post by aaron on Jan 31, 2014 3:37:31 GMT -9
you wouldn't happen to be an editor or anything like that would you? LOL
well I can edit it up for you guys if you want but the ever so lovely Trish has (in her most sweet and kindly way ) told me that there is no way in Hell that she's going to allow me to mass produce this. It makes her look to mean she said and she doesn't want her perspective students to think, she thinks their stupid ... so..... she shot it down .... I'm ok with it, I guess ... I mean I'm not all broken up that I worked really hard on it or anything. and that it was a good idea that's just going to go to waste ... I'm fine with it in fact , yes this me , here .... being fine. were all good here, now, how are you .... boring conversation anyway ...
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Post by mahotsukai on Jan 31, 2014 4:19:46 GMT -9
Remove any reference to Doctor Trish. Change photo to snake oil salesman, name to something appropriate. Make editorial adjustments. Then release to interwebs. Watch it go viral. Simples
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Post by aaron on Jan 31, 2014 5:46:53 GMT -9
LOL maybe I will ! Dr. Aaron's Anti Stupid pills have a nice ring to them ... only I'm not a Dr. .... but then neither was Dr. Seuss, and I'm Pretty sure Captain Kangaroo wasn't a real captain .... hummm maybe I just have to spell it weird like Kaptin Krunch or call myself Dock like a loading dock .... hummm there's are lots of possibilities
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Post by Christopher Roe on Jan 31, 2014 6:44:45 GMT -9
Not an editor, I spent just over half of my childhood being a nerd and a bookworm. I like the idea of revising it to a generic snake oil salesman. It's a fun label and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste!
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Post by dungeonmistress on Feb 25, 2014 16:51:23 GMT -9
What a rare gem! If you do correct the typo's and make the suggested changes, Throw in some antiquated spellings like the words: 'shoppe' & 'ye olde'. And how about Dr. Phineas Hickcough's Stupid Cure?
Meanwhile I'll be buying up a bunch of jelly beans and collecting bottles. I know a lot of folks who desperately need these! Lol!
I love this! Too good to let go. Please, please do this! I'll bet it will go viral!
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Post by aaron on Feb 25, 2014 18:03:31 GMT -9
So the lady has spoken and so Shall it be!! I'll start work on it first thing tomorrow ! ... or some time very shortly after that!
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Post by dungeonmistress on Feb 25, 2014 18:36:39 GMT -9
Wonderful! I'll start planning my distribution route in the morning! Lol! Thank you Aaron!
Have a good evening!
Dungeon Mistress
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